Ultimate Fighting Moves That Sound Like Things Found in XXX Movies

• Rear Naked Choke
• Fishhooking
• Side Mount
• Ground & Pound
• Small Joint Manipulation
• Leg Lock
• Head Butt
• Kimura Lock
• Front Roll
• Inner Lion Throw
• Scarf Hold Submissions
• Cobra Arm Wrap Strangle
• Cross Buttock

List of Beatles Song Titles if They Were Named After Major League Shortstops of the 1970s

• Dal Maxvill’s Silver Hammer
• Gene Alley You Need Is Love
  
• The Tim Foli on the Hill
• Everybody’s Got Something to Hide (Except for Me and Denis Menke)
• The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill Russell
• Marty Perez My Dear
• Got to Get Larvell Blanks Into My Life
  
• Helter Mick Kelleher
• Lovely Rick Burleson (Meter Maid)
• Hey Ivan DeJesus
• Jimmy Sexton Sadie
• Bill Almon (Go To Him)
• Get Rick Auerbach
• And I Love Toby Harrah
• The Ballad of John and Kiko Garcia
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Don Kessinger
• Freddie Patek is the Walrus
• Larry Bowa in the Sky with Diamonds
• Mean Mr. Rance Mulliniks
• Nelson Norman Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• Polythene Pat Rockett
• Pepe Frias as a Bird
• Tom Veryzer Never Knows

Help needed

Does anyone know what the regulations are for landing a helicopter in a public park? Who would I need to comtact to get permission, and what kind of fees would I have to pay?

Just curious.

The pressure is off

Well, since you didn’t see a gloating post on the Tuesday night after the final playoff rounds, we didn’t win the championships. We did make it to the finals, after beating Nuts & Honeys 10-1 in the semifinals. However, we fell in the Championship game 5-3 to the Wonderballerz.

How do I feel about it? Great! What’s the opposite of sour grapes? Sweet raisins? Then that’s what I’ve got, for the following reasons:

- Other teams were starting to hate us, not because of anything we did, but just because we’re the team that everyone was gunning for since we’ve won two Division championships and this last season’s pennant.

- The pressure to win was getting to be far greater than it ever needs to be for kickball.

- The Wonderballerz are really, really cool people. And, they were kind of like us our first championship season: they were the No. 8 seed in the playoffs, and pulled off four straight upsets to win the title. They were fun to play against, and I’d root for them if I wasn’t a Ninja.

New season starts in February. Expect big changes.