Thursday, December 21, 2006

Ultimate Fighting Moves That Sound Like Things Found in XXX Movies

  • Rear Naked Choke
  • Fishhooking
  • Side Mount
  • Ground & Pound
  • Small Joint Manipulation
  • Leg Lock
  • Head Butt
  • Kimura Lock
  • Front Roll
  • Inner Lion Throw
  • Scarf Hold Submissions
  • Cobra Arm Wrap Strangle
  • Cross Buttock

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

List of Beatles Song Titles if They Were Named After Major League Shortstops of the 1970s

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Help needed

Does anyone know what the regulations are for landing a helicopter in a public park? Who would I need to comtact to get permission, and what kind of fees would I have to pay?

Just curious.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

The pressure is off

Well, since you didn’t see a gloating post on the Tuesday night after the final playoff rounds, we didn’t win the championships. We did make it to the finals, after beating Nuts & Honeys 10-1 in the semifinals. However, we fell in the Championship game 5-3 to the Wonderballerz.

How do I feel about it? Great! What’s the opposite of sour grapes? Sweet raisins? Then that’s what I’ve got, for the following reasons:

- Other teams were starting to hate us, not because of anything we did, but just because we’re the team that everyone was gunning for since we’ve won two Division championships and this last season’s pennant.

- The pressure to win was getting to be far greater than it ever needs to be for kickball.

- The Wonderballerz are really, really cool people. And, they were kind of like us our first championship season: they were the No. 8 seed in the playoffs, and pulled off four straight upsets to win the title. They were fun to play against, and I’d root for them if I wasn’t a Ninja.

New season starts in February. Expect big changes.